Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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