It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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