I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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