you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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