You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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