There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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