You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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