Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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