Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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