What a fucking waste of an outfit
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We need a shit load of segways right now
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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