Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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