I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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