Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I have already put on my inside pants.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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