ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
