How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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