Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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