Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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