They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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