I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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