Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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