Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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