so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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