You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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