You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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