Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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