Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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