Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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