I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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