I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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