Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We need to rekindle our bromance
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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