Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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