Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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