..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im holly from the hills drunk
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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