so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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