It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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