whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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