I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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