She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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