problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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