where am i from again
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
