its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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