from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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