Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
