come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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