I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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