I met the friendliest cop last night
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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