ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You ruined the universe
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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