Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
