I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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