Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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