i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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