So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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