office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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