Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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