he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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