he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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