Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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