dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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